do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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