Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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