It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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