His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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