Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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