Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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