oh god the rape fog is back!
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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