apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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