dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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