alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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