chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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