He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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