the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Even my vagina gasped.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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