fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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