If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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