Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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