i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
nutella sex= disaster
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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