She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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