Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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