Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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