gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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