I need help removing her.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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