her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Is Oprah even human
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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