I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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