i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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