How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
