he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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