He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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