Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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