It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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