Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
