i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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