so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Randomize
