anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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