you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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