Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
A+ Viking dick
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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