Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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