Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
my being single is dangerous.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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