My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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