So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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