No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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