marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Buhtt sex?
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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