So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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