Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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