This dress was meant to end up on your floor
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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