just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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