if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
