he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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