So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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