Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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