he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Someone shattered a urinal.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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