i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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