Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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