idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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