Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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